Here's the story of how we lost our favorite pen. It went missing for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds, during which time we were all frantically searching every inch of the office. We found it in the break room, lodged in a jar of what was supposed to be a 'non-perishable' snack mix.
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Our beloved office mascot, Mr. Whiskers, has gone missing. Last seen near the water cooler at 2:47 PM. If you have any information, please contact the management.
Our team found a VHS player in the supply closet. We're not sure what it's doing here, but it looks like it's been there for a while. Other Found Things
That's all for now. Stay tuned for more updates on the Parachute Panic Room's most mysterious mishaps.