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You've managed to get yourself into a bit of a pickle, haven't you?
Perhaps you should've listened to the safety instructions, or maybe you just really wanted a good excuse to get out of work.
Either way, you're stuck here now, and we're not exactly thrilled about it.
But don't worry, we've got just the thing for you: a nice, comfy seat, and a free side of existential dread!
Falling Screams: Because Why Not? Accept Your Fate and Get a CoffeeDon't try to open the door, it won't help.
And don't even think about trying to call for help, we've got you on a nice, quiet, isolated little island of despair.
We're watching you, by the way.