Paradise Lost: The Lost-and-Found Agency
Welcome to the one place on the internet where lost items and people are found. Well, sort of. We have a 50% success rate, but hey, that's better than nothing.
Our services include:
- Lost sock recovery services: We'll find that one sock for you! (No promises, though)
- Missing persons services: We'll try our best to locate that one friend who still thinks the '90s are cool
- Lost cat services: We have a team of expert feline whisperers who will find your missing cat, but not necessarily bring it back home. That's just cruel.
Check out our services: