Welcome to our online store where you can buy our overpriced merchandise, because who needs thriftiness when you can have tacky, neon-colored, artisanal nonsense?
We've got:
- T-shirts with our logo printed on them in neon pink, because who needs a functioning logo?
- Posters that will blind you with their sheer brilliance, or maybe just blind you, we're still working on that.
- Stickers that will make you wonder if we've finally gone too far.