Welcome to Paradox-1: Subpar-2, the Guide to Mastering the Art of Procrastination

Here, you'll find the most efficient ways to avoid doing actual work. Browse our collection of:

Techniques for Doing Absolutely Nothing
Advanced Procrastination Methods
The Philosophy of Procrastination: Why It's the Key to True Happiness

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Experimental Procrastination Techniques: Try Them at Your Own Risk
Procrastination Quizzes: Find Out How Unproductive You Really Are

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