Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of mediocrity. Subpar-3 is where the unworthy are sent.
Your subpar achievement: "Managed to not set off the fire alarm during the meeting."
As a proud member of the Paradox Management System, you're eligible for:
Don't settle for subpar-2 or subpar-4, strive for true excellence and aim for Paradox-2: The Unbeatable High.
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