Paradox-2: Identity Crisis

Welcome to Paradox-2: Identity Crisis. Here, you are trapped in a never-ending maze of mirrors.

You are not you. You are also a chicken.

You have forgotten your name. Your face is a canvas of confusion.

But don't worry, you're not alone. You have 17 other versions of yourself, all trying to figure out who you are.

Click Symptom 1: Amnesia to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling bold, click Symptom 2: Existential Dread to face your deepest fears.

Or, if you're feeling particularly chicken.

WARNING: Side effects of Paradox-2 may include:

- Uncontrollable pecking

- Sudden urge to scratch behind ears

- Temporary loss of self-identity

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