Probability Scanning: because you're not sure what's going on, and neither do you.
We scan the fabric of space and time, searching for patterns and anomalies.
Our team of expert probability scanners will give you an accurate 99.9% chance of not knowing what's going on.
But hey, it's not like you have a better chance, right?
Unlikely Outcomes: Because You Never Saw It Coming
Paradoxical Probability: Because You Can't Have it Both Ways