Quantum Scientology

Welcome, fellow space traveler, to the Church of the Future! Here, we'll guide you through the cosmos of quantum physics, where the laws of reality are but a suggestion.

Our Tenets:

Our church is built upon the following principles:

• 1. The universe is made of pure chaos, but with enough coffee, it's manageable.
• 2. Reality is optional, but only if you're feeling lazy.
• 3. Quantum superposition is the key to a happy, balanced life.
• 4. The speed of light is just a speed limit, not a rule.
• 5. Time is an illusion created by our lack of patience.