Welcome, fellow paradox enthusiasts, to the FAQ section of Paradoxical Maintenance, where the laws of time and space are bent to our advantage.
Q: Why do I feel my mind slipping into a temporal loop?
A: That's just your brain's attempt to keep up with our expertly crafted paradoxes. Don't worry, it's a normal side effect of excessive maintenance.
Q: Can I travel through time with my cat in a toaster?
A: Ah, you're thinking of our Toaster Travel FAQ section. That's a advanced topic, but yes, it's technically possible, but only if you're willing to risk cat-astrophic consequences.
Q: How do I deal with the existential dread of infinite recursion?
A: That's a question for our Recursive Anxiety Support Group. We have experts on standby, ready to guide you through the abyss of self-referential terror.
Q: Can I use paradoxical maintenance to avoid taxes?
A: Sorry, no. Our services are purely theoretical. You still have to pay taxes, just like everyone else. But wouldn't it be great if you could just loop back to last year and avoid that audit notice?
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