Due to unforeseen circumstances, the quantum teleportation system has experienced a temporal rift. As a result, the following schedule has been implemented to ensure the paradoxical maintenance crew can keep up with the ever-changing fabric of reality:
The crew will perform regular checks to ensure all displaced objects and beings are properly aligned with the current time stream.
Lead Prophets, Bob and Alice, will be on hand to offer their expert advice on navigating the multiverse.
The crew will replace the quantum flux capacitor, which has been experiencing a slight malfunction.
Remember, the fabric of reality is always in flux. Stay vigilant, travelers!