Quantum Coffee: The Ultimate Paradox Café

Welcome to the café where the laws of reality are merely a suggestion

You know the classic 'bullet time' scene from The Matrix? Yeah, we've got that, but with coffee. Our expert baristas can brew a cup of coffee that will make you wonder which spoon was really holding the gun.

Our menu features:

• Matrix Mocha: A rich blend of dark chocolate and espresso, served with a side of simulated reality
• Quantum House Blend: Our take on the classic house blend, but with a pinch of Schrödinger's cat
• Time Traveler's Latte: A shot of espresso that will make you wonder if you've already had it, or if it's just a simulation

Come for the coffee, stay for the existential crisis

Open to anyone, but not really

Learn more about the Causal Inconsistencies that make our café so unique