Welcome to the Paradox Eternal Reboot Loop, where time has no meaning, and iteration has no end. You've been here before, but don't worry, it's not like you have a choice in the matter.
In this iteration, you're presented with a series of increasingly absurd choices. Choose wisely, or risk being stuck in this loop forever.
Choose the Blue Button, Choose the Red Button, or Choose the Button That Doesn't Actually Do Anything