Welcome, sentient beings, to the 44th iteration of the Eternal Reboot Loop! In this iteration, we're experiencing a minor anomaly in the space-time continuum, causing all living beings to experience a 30-second lag in their perception of time.
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In the next iteration, we'll experience a 5-second lag, followed by a 10-second lag, and then... well, let's just say it's anyone's guess.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Eternal Reboot Loop!
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