It's a typical Tuesday, and the coffee machine in the break room has finally broken down. Again. For the 3rd time this month. The office is on the brink of collapse.
We've been trying to fix it with duct tape, but it's just not working. The CEO has called an emergency meeting to discuss the crisis, which will surely devolve into a heated debate about the merits of Keurig vs. French Roast.
As the clock ticks on, the office grows increasingly caffeinated. Some have resorted to sipping on their "accidental" morning beers, while others are mainlining Red Bull. The IT department has been tasked with ordering 500 more cans of energy drink, because, priorities.
Tomorrow: The Great Energy Drink Heist March 3rd: The Coffee Machine's Revenge March 4th: The Caffeine Fueled Uprising