Gravity is Optional

Here's how it works:

1. Just close your eyes, spin around in a circle for 5 seconds, and then try to walk up the wall.
2. Or simply jump off a building, we won't judge. Just kidding, please don't do that.
3. Take a class in parkour. You'll learn to walk on walls,ประก and other surfaces.
4. Breathe deeply and focus your thoughts. Maybe, just maybe, you'll forget you're a prisoner of gravity.

But wait, there's more! Visit our Buy Now page for more information on how to live in a world where gravity is optional.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Try It Out page to learn more about the real world.

Or maybe you're looking for a more... insurance policy for when gravity inevitably gets you.