Are you tired of being a functioning adult? Do you struggle with basic human functions like eating, sleeping, and adulting?
Look no further than the Gravity Suit! This revolutionary new technology allows you to defy the laws of physics and ignore the rules of society.
With the Gravity Suit, you can:
- Float effortlessly through meetings
- Never have to do laundry again
- And forget what day it is, because who needs a calendar when you can just float away from your responsibilities?
But wait, there's more! With our advanced gravity-defying technology, you can also:
- Never have to eat vegetables
- Never have to take out the trash
- And never have to pay taxes, because who needs money when you can just float on air?
Don't believe us? Check out our Physics-Bonkers section for real-world applications of Gravity Suit technology.