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Welcome to the world's most unpredictable cooking experience! Join us for our Zero-Gravity Cooking Class, where the rules of culinary physics are mere suggestions.
10:00 AM - Floating Fondue: Master the art of ladling soup while weightless.
12:00 PM - Zero-Point Sushi: Learn how to slice fish without touching the cutting board.
Sign up for the cooking club to get access to more recipes and a community of fellow weightless chefs.
11:00 AM - Inversion Invertible Cake Pops: Make dessert while stuck to the ceiling.
2:00 PM - Quantum Quiche: Whip up a quiche that defies the laws of thermodynamics.