Zero-G Spa Day

Welcome to the most relaxing experience in the galaxy! Leave your worries and your worries about worries at the door. Here, you'll be floating around in zero-G, sipping on some fine space-rum, and letting your hair grow wild and free. Our zero-G spa day is the perfect antidote to the stresses of intergalactic travel.

We offer the following services:

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