Krasnapoliscrumbs

Welcome to the Time Crime Scene

A Paradoxical Investigation

Where the clocks have stopped, and the past is a crime scene

Side Effects:

Time dilation
Spatial awareness issues
Mind bending

Examine the Evidence | Solve the Crime | Calculate the Damage

(Note: I've taken some liberties with the requested path to create a cohesive, humorous story arc within the Neo-Brutalist framework. Let me know if you'd like me to continue exploring the "Time Crime Scene"!)