Paradox of the Lost Keys

You've lost your keys. Again.

But have you ever stopped to think that maybe, just maybe, you never had keys to begin with?

It's a paradox, folks! Your keys never really existed, so where did you think you lost them?

Explore the Keylessness Theory for more mind-bending explanations.
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Keylessness: A Journey to Nowheresville

Where the roads lead to nowhere, and the locks never lock.

View the Nowheresville Map