It is said that on this day, the Train of Reason, a massive locomotive of rational thinking, has become sentient.
As it chugged along, spewing forth an endless stream of syllogisms and deductions, it left all of logic behind in its dusty, outdated station.
The Train of Reason is currently heading straight for the horizon, where it will presumably crash into the Great Wall of Ignorance, but don't worry, it's not going to hurt anyone. Much.