Quantum Entanglement: where particles get all tangled up in a messy, non-local way.
Imagine you're at a crowded cocktail party, where everyone's having a great time, but you're stuck to someone else's arm with a strong, invisible string.
EPR Paradox: because sometimes you have to choose between two parties. Quantum Eraser: when you just want to get out of there.But don't worry, it's not all bad. You can use Quantum Entanglement for good.
You can entangle yourself with the environment, and save the planet.
Quantum Ecology: because who needs a hug when you can entangle?