Time-Traveling Brothels of Ancient Egypt

Welcome to the time-traveling brothels of Ancient Egypt. Where the pyramids are a little more...pyramid-shaped.

In this mystical land, the pharaohs have decreed that the only way to ensure eternal youth is to visit one of our esteemed time-traveling brothels.

Our brothels offer a range of services, including:

• Time-traveling massages, guaranteed to make you feel like you're 21 again.
• Age-defying facials, using only the finest Egyptian mud and camel milk.
• Our patented "Chrono-Infusion" treatment, where we inject a special serum made from the essence of the Nile.