Time-Traveling Brothels of Ancient Egypt
Welcome to the time-traveling brothels of Ancient Egypt. Where the pyramids are a little more...pyramid-shaped.
In this mystical land, the pharaohs have decreed that the only way to ensure eternal youth is to visit one of our esteemed time-traveling brothels.
Our brothels offer a range of services, including:
- Time-traveling massages, guaranteed to make you feel like you're 21 again.
- Age-defying facials, using only the finest Egyptian mud and camel milk.
- Our patented "Chrono-Infusion" treatment, where we inject a special serum made from the essence of the Nile.
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