Welcome to Time Traveling Brothels: Whistle-Free Zone

This is a place where you can travel through time and enjoy a good time without the risk of whistling, because we all know how that can be a real problem. Our brothels are equipped with the latest in time-traveling technology and staffed by the most attractive and charming time-traveling whores.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied customers:

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