Welcome to Time Traveling Brothels: Whistle-Free Zone
This is a place where you can travel through time and enjoy a good time without the risk of whistling, because we all know how that can be a real problem. Our brothels are equipped with the latest in time-traveling technology and staffed by the most attractive and charming time-traveling whores.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied customers:
- "I traveled back in time and met my great-grandfather. He was a real charmer, let me tell you." - John D.
- "I went back to the 80s and relived the glory days of mullets. I even had one!" - Dave S.
- "I traveled to ancient Egypt and met Cleopatra. She was a real looker!" - Jane D.