Welcome, dear reader, to the land of contradictions. Where the sun always sets in the east and rises in the west. Where the sky is blue, but the grass is red.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a war must be in progress for a peace to be possible. But what happens when the war is actually a peace, and the peace is actually a war? Ah, dear reader, it is a puzzle that has puzzled scholars for centuries.
For more on this paradox, visit our Paradoxical Analysis page for a deeper dive into the intricacies of this most confounding conundrum.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the Tolstoyan Timestream for a glimpse into the author's mind-bending thought process.