Paradoxical Logic: Solutions to the Obvious

We're glad you asked, we're glad you showed up, and we're even gladder we can offer you these solutions to problems that aren't even problems.

But don't worry, we're not just talking about your aunt's cat, or prophets of doom and gloom, or existential dread.

No, we're talking about the really big stuff: like the best way to eat a sandwich.

Like, do you eat the lettuce first, the meat second, or just go for it and eat it all at once?

Or, like, what color socks should you wear to a funeral? Black, white, or neon pink?

Or, better yet, what's the best way to organize your sock drawer? Alphabetically, by color, or just throw them in the air and see what sticks?

Learn more about the intricacies of Sock Drawer Logic.

And, if you're really stuck, try our Sandwich Solutions.

But, seriously, don't ask us about the meaning of life. That's just too deep for us.

So, if you have any more of these 'real' problems, let us know, and we'll do our best to provide more 'logical' solutions.