Welcome to Superposition: Where Logic Goes to Die

Where the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and causality is a distant memory.

Here, we serve the finest in paradoxical cuisine:

• Breakfast of Contradictions
• Tea of Chronology

Our prophets of confusion are always available for consultation. Consult the Oracle of Confusion.

Our Specialties:

• Time-Traveling Tacos
• Parallel Universes of Possibility

Don't forget to try our famous "I'm not lost, I'm just superpositioning"ประก Map of Nowhereland.