Paradoxical Policies Update

Welcome to the Paradoxical Policies Update page, where we update our policies to make them more confusing and contradictory.

We've updated our policies to include:

• We will no longer update our policies, and instead, will update not updating our policies.
• We will now charge a fee for not reading our policies, but only for those who do read them.
• We reserve the right to change our policies without warning, and also without warning that we're changing our policies.