Quantum Teleportation: A Paradoxical Problem
Because, of course, quantum superposition is just the perfect solution to all of your teleportation needs.
- Why bother with boring old doors when you can just superposition-ize your way through walls?
- Need to get from the kitchen to the living room without getting up from the couch? Quantum teleportation is the answer!
- But be careful, because quantum entanglement is just a fancy way of saying "you're stuck in an infinite loop of disappointment"...