Paradoxical Provisions

Welcome to Paradoxical Provisions

We sell time travel souvenirs, but only to people who don't exist.

We have a wide range of products, including:

• Time Travel T-Shirts
• Quantum Quandary Soup
• Chronological Chicken Coop Souvenirs

But wait, there's more!

Buy Quantum Quandary Soup and get a FREE Quantum Quandary T-Shirt!