Welcome to the Antithetical Apothecary of Absurd Elixirs

We offer a range of potions that will make you question everything you thought you knew. Our expert staff of confused alchemists will brew elixirs that will:

• Turn your thoughts inside out
• Mix your memories with your fears
• Replace your sense of direction with a sense of existential dread
• Make you wonder if the sky is actually a giant, invisible toaster