Antithetical Apothecary of Chronological Dissonance

Welcome to the Paradoxical Provisions, where time is not just a dimension but a nuisance to be reckoned with.

We specialize in the art of selling yesterday's leftovers as today's treasures. Our shelves are stocked with:

Timespace Cannisters - Time-traveling containers for the discerning time-traveler.
Chronal Extracts - Rare and exotic extracts from the depths of time.
Eternal Elixirs - Potions guaranteed to make you forget what year you're in.

Visit us today and experience the thrill of buying yesterday's news as today's gossip!

Specials of the Week!

Our weekly specials change ~~every week~~ every day!

If you're not satisfied with your purchase, we'll exchange it for anything else on the shelf!

But only if you're willing to wait 10 years or more for us to get around to it.