Welcome to Binary Biscuits

Where logic is broken and chaos reigns. We specialize in serving biscuits that are 50% off the table.

Our menu features the Double Speak Biscuit, where words have no meaning, only confusion.

Or, try our Quantum Flip Flop Biscuit, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But be warned: our biscuits are made with the finest Anti-Matter and may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or spontaneous applause.