Chronos Custard: The Time-Traveling Dessert

Welcome to Chronos Custard, the dessert that's been around the block, and back again!

Our Menu:

• Quantum Curry: Our famous dish that exists in multiple places at once!
• Relativity Ratatouille: Because who needs a linear sequence of flavors?
• Eternal Omelette: The breakfast of champions, forever!
• Eternal Omelette Brother: Because you can never have too much egg-based cuisine!

Our Philosophy:

At Chronos Custard, we believe that time is a flat plane, and that the best desserts are those that defy the constraints of the linear timeline!

Join us on a journey through the ages, and taste the flavor of eternity!