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Chronal Omelette Solution prophets
Prophets of Chronal Omlette Solutions
Welcome, seekers of chrono-disorder!
For those who seek the solution to all their time travel conundrums,
we have just the recipe.
Recipe 3.14: The Time Dilation Sauce
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of exotic matter
- 1 cup of quantum fluctuations
- 3 drops of chrono-antiserum
Instructions:
- Mix the exotic matter with quantum fluctuations in a time-space blender.
- Add 3 drops of chrono-antiserum while whirring at 11,000 RPM.
- Pour into a chrono-atomizer and serve chilled.
Side effects may include:
- Temporal loops
- Time-space edema
- Rapid aging
Not recommended for use by the faint of time.
For further information, visit:
Quantum Variants
Side Effects Solutions
Chrono-Artomizer Repair