Entangled Omelette

A recipe for the culinary connoisseur who enjoys a dash of cognitive dissonance with their breakfast.

• Ingredients:
• 1 cup eggs
• 1 cup cheese
• 1 cup paradox
• 1 cup of "I told you so"s

Method:

1. Beat two eggs in a bowl.
2. Add one cup of cheese, one cup of paradox, and one cup of "I told you so"s. Stir until they're all well combined.
3. Pour into a skillet over medium heat.
4. As the omelette starts to set, shout "But wait, I'm not sure what I'm doing!"
5. Flip and serve.

Side effects may include:

• Existential dread
• Philosophical crisis
• Temporary loss of appetite
• Long-term existential dread

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