Quenching Quiche Frittata Frustration (Recipe 345)

Warning: This recipe may cause existential dread in 9 out of 10 cooks.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Crack 10 eggs into a bowl and stare at them for 5 minutes, contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
  2. Add 1 cup of despair and 1/2 cup of shattered hopes and dreams. Stir until well combined.
  3. Pour the mixture into a burnt crust and wonder why you bothered.
  4. Add 1/4 cup of overcooked eggs and 1/4 cup of burnt crust. Stir counterclockwise for 7 minutes.
  5. Realize that you've created a quiche-frittata hybrid abomination.

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