Warning: This recipe may cause existential dread in 9 out of 10 cooks.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of despair
- 1/2 cup of shattered hopes and dreams
- 1/4 cup of overcooked eggs
- 1/4 cup of burnt crust
- 1 tsp of desperation
Instructions:
- Crack 10 eggs into a bowl and stare at them for 5 minutes, contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
- Add 1 cup of despair and 1/2 cup of shattered hopes and dreams. Stir until well combined.
- Pour the mixture into a burnt crust and wonder why you bothered.
- Add 1/4 cup of overcooked eggs and 1/4 cup of burnt crust. Stir counterclockwise for 7 minutes.
- Realize that you've created a quiche-frittata hybrid abomination.
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