This is a culinary enigma where the omelette's existence is both certain and uncertain. Tangential Breakfast Tacos might be the answer to the paradox, but only if you take the omelette and flip the script. The choice is yours.
Ingredients:
2 eggs
1/4 cup milk
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup Schrödinger's Bacon
Quantum uncertainty dictates that you can never be sure what's inside. But that's the fun.