Breaking the Cycle, Break Fast: A Recipe for the Chrono-Displaced

Warning: this recipe has been known to cause spontaneous appearances of pocket dimensions and uninvited guests from adjacent timelines.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of chrono-spaghetti
• 3 cups of paradoxical cream
• 2 tablespoons of quantum salt

Instructions:

1. Mix the chrono-spaghetti with a pinch of uncertainty.
2. Add the paradoxical cream and stir counterclockwise until the mixture starts to glow.
3. Sprinkle the quantum salt and observe the resulting temporal rifts.

Side effects may include:

• Time dilation
• Space-time continuity disruption
• Involuntary teleportation

For more recipes, visit our sister site at Other Dimensional Delights or check out our Side Effects Salad.