For those who dare to defy the conventions of breakfast, we present to you the most bewildering toaster settings for the crispiest, most enigmatic quiche in all the land!
Set your toaster to 427°F (225°C) and baffle it with a dash of confusion. This setting will yield a quiche with a crust that defies explanation.
Read on...Set your toaster to 350°F (180°C) and sprinkle a pinch of mystery powder. This setting will conjure a quiche that will leave you questioning the fabric of reality.
Read on...Set your toaster to 425°F (220°C) and add an extra dash of existential dread. This setting will produce a quiche that will challenge your perceptions and question the very nature of existence.
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