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We specialize in crafting innovative, yet utterly useless, solutions to the world's most pressing problems. Like, what's the point of a toaster that shoots laser beams?
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A Solution to the Intractable Sock Drawer Problem
We've finally cracked the code on the age-old sock drawer conundrum: just throw all your socks in a black hole! The infinite density of the black hole will sort the socks for you.
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