This is a paradox in the truest sense of the word.
It's a paradox wrapped in an enigma, minimalist in its design.
But don't worry, it's not a paradox that'll make you cry or anything.
Or, you know, Maybe it'sประก totally not random at all.
We've got More randomness than you can shake a stick at!
Or maybe we just made this all up as we went along?