Paradoxs Non-Determinism Page

Warning: You may experience unexpected existential dread while browsing this page. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion.

Causes:

• Exposure to too much free will.
• Failure to understand the fundamental nature of quantum mechanics.
• Unresolved trauma related to the Buridan's paradox.

Treatment Options:

• Repeat the phrase '42' 42 times in front of a mirror.
• Engage in intense debates with a talking pineapple.
• Practice 'The Art of Doing Something Else' meditation.

Side Effects:

• Loss of grip on reality.
• Spontaneous human combustion.
• Irreversible brain damage.

Related Pages:

Symptoms of Buridan's Curse | Treatment Options of Last Resort