Paradoxs Non-Determinism Page
Warning: You may experience unexpected existential dread while browsing this page. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion.
Causes:
- Exposure to too much free will.
- Failure to understand the fundamental nature of quantum mechanics.
- Unresolved trauma related to the Buridan's paradox.
Treatment Options:
- Repeat the phrase '42' 42 times in front of a mirror.
- Engage in intense debates with a talking pineapple.
- Practice 'The Art of Doing Something Else' meditation.
Side Effects:
- Loss of grip on reality.
- Spontaneous human combustion.
- Irreversible brain damage.
Related Pages:
Symptoms of Buridan's Curse | Treatment Options of Last Resort