It has been discovered that time is not only relative, but also a cruel, cruel mistress. She flirts with you, promises to show you the future, but then leaves you stuck in the past.
1. Overuse of the word "serendipity".
2. Eating a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.
3. Forgetting your time-traveling password.
You can learn more about this fascinating topic on our Fourth Paradox of the Day, or on our Sixth Paradox of the Day.