Paragliding for Idiots

Launch Technique for Dummies

Step 1: Find a decent hill that won't kill you.

Step 2: Run towards it while flailing your arms.

Step 3: Jump off the edge of the world and pretend you meant to do a 90-degree angle.

Step 4: Scream, "I meant to do that!" while flapping your arms wildly.

Stabilizing Technique for the Clueless

Emergency Procedures for the Inept

Safety Measures for the Paranoid