We're not just a fear injection system, we're a lifestyle. Our patented, completely-not-patented Paralyzing Fear Injection (PFI) technology will leave you questioning every life choice you've ever made.
For just 30 days, you can try our fear injection system for free. But don't worry, we won't make you pay for the emotional trauma you'll experience. That's just the cherry on top of the crippling anxiety sundae.
Phase 1: The Panic Phase: Our introductory phase will have you questioning everything from the meaning of life to your favorite pizza toppings.
Phase 2: The Existential Dread Phase: Where you'll start to wonder if the universe is just a vast, uncaring expanse of nothingness.