Paralyzing Uncertainty: A Therapy Session

Welcome, dear client, to our state-of-the-art facility for treating paralyzing uncertainty. Our expert therapists will guide you through a series of absurd and uncomfortable exercises designed to shatter your crippling doubts and insecurities.

Please select an issue to focus on:

Financial Insecurity - Our therapist will help you confront the crushing weight of your 401(k) and the inevitability of student loan debt.

Social Anxiety - Learn how to navigate the treacherous waters of small talk and pretend to be interested in your coworkers' vacations.

Existential Woes - Explore the meaninglessness of life and the futility of existence with our expert guides.

Side effects of therapy may include: