Welcome to Paranoia 1: The Island of Lost Socks

Here you will find the world's most advanced sock collection system, where you can track, catalog, and obsess over your socks like never before.

Features:

• Sock Sorting: Sort your socks by color, size, and material in the most efficient and scientifically-backed algorithmic way possible.

• Sock Whisperer: Get personalized sock pairing advice from our team of highly trained sock psychologists.

• Sock Insurance: We'll cover your socks in case they get lost, stolen, or eaten by the Sock-Eating Monster that lives under your bed.

Visit our sister page for more information on:

The Sock Pool for the most advanced sock-diving experience

Sock Therapy to overcome your deepest sock-related fears and phobias

The Sock God Complex for those who believe they are, in fact, the chosen ones chosen by the Sock Overlord