Weekly Paranoiac Calendar

Today is the start of the week, and you've already lost all hope.

Read the full Monday rant

Today is the day the robots take over the world, and you're not invited to the party.

On Wednesdays, we all live in a world of constant anxiety and dread.

Thursday is the day the coffee runs out, and you're stuck with nothing but your thoughts.

Friday is the day the world ends, but don't worry, it's not like you have anything better to do.

And then there's the weekend, where you pretend to be a functioning member of society.

Week of Eternal Madness